time

we are always seeing and deciding.
i have seen (in the past two days:)
a four foot asian woman covered in fur
the center of the hippie universe
the sabres goalie at target.

i have nothing much else to say.

i am your ultimate mega machine.
arent you romantic?

it is increasingly painful to touch things made of metal around here.
i cant even get my damn keys in the lock.


i studied every muscle in my face by touch; i pressed and could not feel my fingers slide across my teeth.
i questioned if they were even there; as thin as the skin covering them.
it was pitch black; the lines white and glowing and speeding past 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-20-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-30...
i counted every line until numbers meant nothing.
what memory meant nothing?

i know a couple of people.
a handful...
that are stupid asshole jerks. they know who they are, although it is doubtful that they read this.
and i hate everything about them.
but the real question tonight is...
why was i chewing neon gum?

there is a monster out there!
he is gigantic and orange! he bears his teeth and his black spotted tongue!
after the battle of the bodies he runs! he will lick the bones dry; they will become dust, eventually!

here are some facts of life:
-if people got paid with KITTENS for a hard day's work, the world would be a happier place
-sometimes boys wash their face with the foamy handsoap on the bathroom vanity
-your best haircut was the cut you had when you were five
-eternityuniverse.blogspot.com

very often, people (mostly women) enter the second or third stall in a public bathroom. maybe she believes it to be the cleanest of the stalls. maybe she doesnt think about it at all.
this is silly, skipping the first stall, mostly because everybody else is also entering the second or third stall, thinking (or not thinking) the same thing. the second or third stalls are the dirtiest of stalls.
do not sit on the seats.
do not breathe in too deeply.

#1!

step shuffle leap toe heal toe heal step.

(not quite me: any of the above, less the shoes)

flap flap flap ball change
flap flap flap ball change
flap heel, flap heel
pull back pull back
flap heel step.
flap flap flap ball change
flap flap flap ball change
flap heel, flap heel
pull back pull back
flap heel step.

tap hopkick heel backflap heel
backflap backflap ball change.

stamp brush heel flap flap
stamp stamp brush heel shuffle leap toe heel.

-Donna Scott '95
("In the Mood," Glenn Miller)

Take it with a tall glass of jest.

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Dearest John:
No matter how facetious you may believe my comments to be, in complete and total honesty, I DO like when you tuck your work shirts into your perfect pants (best represented in the photo above.) Any compliments paid are paid after careful consideration (no snobbery intended,) yet require no response after today. If you believe a response is warranted...then proceed as you wish.

Sincerely,
Natalie Alice Latchford

P.S the clock is no longer for sale. It will be hung.

i wish i wasnt blank in this moment.
"be glad, too, that in truth you are not whole, and not discrete, and not in control of what comes into your mouth. and if you decide to have portraits taken, let these portraits distinguish you from the vain discretion at the heart of every devoted mediocrity."
jw

unprivate

when faced with a brief history of god
drink something pale and warm.
talk with your hands like your mother does
at dinner, at night.
eat something bland and heavy, like your mother made
for dinner, at night.