a few notable instances of today:

watermelon was the fruit of choice this morning in the latchford/viglietta apartment. for the latchford, at least.
cutting board on sink; watermelon on cutting board; knife on watermelon.
the knife sank in easily until it reached the rine; upon contact i pressed with all my groggy, sloppy weight.
successful slice, but one part launched into the sink and the other (anticipated edible) ended up splattered on the floor.
i cannot recall the last time ive expierenced such a satisfying sound.
nor can i recall the last time i saw a kitten eat watermelon.


there was a motorcycle accident on the corner of n. ogden and broadway. the sight of a motorcycle, smoking and wrapped around a tree, with two injured riders splayed on the ground reminded me of a movie, alas i dont remember which movie.
there was blood...i hope they didnt die.

also.
at the salon we've been arguing over punctuation.

i.e sentence:
Salon le Beau is now featuring Footlogix (by Allpresan.)
Salon le Beau is now featuring Footlogix (by Allpresan).

WHICH ONE HAS THE CORRECT PERIOD PLACEMENT?!



the end.

you owe me $125 dollars, you bitch.

But you see in dealing with me, the relatives didn't know that they were dealing with a staunch character and I tell you if there's anything worse than dealing with a staunch woman... S-T-A-U-N-C-H. There's nothing worse, I'm telling you. They don't weaken, no matter what.

~little edie bouvier beale

little man
little kitten man!
nameless slob!
what is his name?

give me all your money and give me all your copies of Roseanne on DVD.
give me homemade cheese and let me borrow your car.
give me something to cut my cuticles with and give me my bowlcut from when i was 5.
give me teeth less crooked and a skylight.
give me an ultimate photograph and the benefit of a doubt.
give me best birthday wishes and prank call all those phone numbers people left in your yearbook.

n: ot
a: lot of
t:ime to
a:ttest that
l: oquaciousness is
i: ndicative of
e: veryone

aging eyes become milky and green;
this house with its back hallway hollowed out
bordering on collapsing and obscene.

we used to camp during tornados.
we used to laugh at the ping ping ping
and cry at the woosh bam pow fwwring.