give me all your money and give me all your copies of Roseanne on DVD.
give me homemade cheese and let me borrow your car.
give me something to cut my cuticles with and give me my bowlcut from when i was 5.
give me teeth less crooked and a skylight.
give me an ultimate photograph and the benefit of a doubt.
give me best birthday wishes and prank call all those phone numbers people left in your yearbook.