everyone that lives in buffalo should be given a voucher when they are born. this voucher could be redeemed, when they are of legal driving age, for their very own snowmobile. but it wouldnt be a normal snowmobile, it would resemble the popemobile so taht way you wouldnt get all snowy.
ah shit. nevermind. that would mean that everyoen would basically have a voucher for a free SUV. a bulletproof SUV.

here i go, everyone! i am going to change my life! isnt that lovely?
i'm also going to see some members of the office do some comedy things at UCB.